More Fun Things to Say to Apple Siri

Basic Stupid Questions to Ask Siri

Are you human?
Are you kidding me?
Are you male or female?
Are you serious?
Can I borrow some money?
Do you want to play?
Guess what?
How are you?
How old are you?
How’s it going?
What are you wearing?
What do you look like?
What does Siri mean?
What is the best computer in the world?
What is your mother’s name?
What’s new?
What’s the best smartphone?
What’s the best tablet?
What’s wrong with AT&T?
What’s your favorite color / animal / song?
What’s your favorite website?
What’s your problem?
What’s your story?
Where / what are you?
Where are you from?
Where did I put my keys?
Who is Siri?
Why are fire trucks red?
Why not?
Why? (Keep asking this question.)

Funny, Nosy, and Personal Questions to Ask Siri

Am I fat?
Are you married?
Did you fart?
Do I look good in this?
Do I make you horny?
Do you drink beer?
Do you know about HAL 1000?
Do you love me?
Do you want to go on a date?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How old am I?
Scooby Doo, where are you?
What are you wearing?
What is my name?
What is the meaning of life?
What should I wear?
Where can I get some drugs?
Where can I hide a body?
Where do babies come from?
Where is the G spot?
Who let the dogs out?
Who’s on first?
Who’s your daddy?
Why am I here?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Will you marry me (or will you be my Valentine)?

Deep Questions to Ask Siri

Am I going to die alone?
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
Is Santa Claus real?
Is there a God?
Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
What does the fox say?
What is love?
What is the meaning of life?
What’s the answer to the universe?
When is the world going to end?
When will pigs fly?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Silly Things to Ask Siri to Do

Beam me up, Scotty.
Call me ______. (Make up a funny name: she will call you this name when she talks to you).
Go to hell.
Open the pod bay doors.
Poop.
Repeat after me.
Set 5 a.m. alarm… cancel 5 a.m. alarm.
Show me the money.
Sing me a song.
Take a photo.
Take me to your leader.
Talk dirty to me.
Talk to me.
Tell me a Chuck Norris joke.
Tell me a joke. (Ask over and over.)
Tell me a story… tell me a story… tell me a story….
Tell me about yourself.
You should go on a diet.

Funny Things to Say to Siri

Blah blah blah….
Do you love me?
God bless you.
Good morning (at night).
Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha!
Happy birthday!
I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself.
I can’t see you.
I love you.
I need a stiff drink!
I need to take a dump.
I’m drunk.
I’m happy.
I’m naked.
I’m tired.
It’s all good.
Knock, knock….
LOL.
Merry Christmas!
Shut up!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3…
Thank you.
You are boring.
You are my best friend.
You are the best assistant ever.
You suck!
You’re a loser.
You’re right!
You’re sexy. / I think you’re hot.
You’re smart.

Have Fun with Your Own Name

1. Go to your Contacts app.
2. Select your own name.
3. Tap “edit.”
4. Edit in the words you’d like her to use on you. (Try putting in a profane word for fun.)
5. Tap “done.”
6. Siri will use this word whenever she says your name, and when you ask Siri what your name is, it will say, “You’re ____, aren’t you?”